Oh, It's a Friggin' Great Day!

A + B = C

A:

There was a time, not long ago when I was a lonely and sad Dixie State College student.  I didn't have much to do the summer I lived in San Jorge besides watch TV and sunbathe.  During this odd point of my existance, I discovered the TV channel A&E.  After not having had cable my entire life, I naturally thought it was brilliant.  My favorite A&E show?  DOG!  That's right.  I love Dog the Bounty Hunter, and I am not ashamed to admit it.  Those sideburn feathers, those undone top four buttons, that rather large busted (and even larger mouthed) tell-it-like-it-is wife, and little Gary boy?  Are you kidding me?  It's a trainwreck gone soooo right.  I TiVo every episode. 

(Side Note: Mr. S. asked me last night why I have to like the Dog.  As if he understands me in every way except for the bounty hunter part.  Babe, why do you have to like football?)

B:

Around a month ago, I came across The People of Walmart.  A website dedicated to the special specimens of our human race who can't seem to get it together, even at Walmart.  I have gone into walmart in my sweat pants, but I have not put my child on a leash and let him crawl on the dirty ass floor.  I have not worn a snuggie and crocs to Walmart, nor have I ever worn a bra, thong, and hooker boots (as my outfit) there.  If you are having a bad hair day, this webiste will make you feel better about yourself.  Guaranteed!  Have you ever walked along the Vegas strip and realized that 99% of the worlds population should not be allowed to procreate?  It's the same feeling on http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/  Again, BRILLIANT!

C:

Dog.  In Walmart.  Just made my day:)