Dear Mr. Spector,Let's be honest, it looks as if you have been balding for a very long while. Now that you are going to be taking 19 years worth of quality time thinking about whatever people think about in prison, hopefully why you were convicted, could you also please mull over the possibility of shaving your head? It's just a thought.
Thank you for taking this matter into consideration.
P.S. Whatever you do, do NOT put another wig on so long as you live. It's just gross.
/Paige
So please do not misconstrue the letter above as adoration for Phil Spector. I have none for him.
However, there is this certain guy I spend most of my time with, and happens to be the love of my life, who shaves his head. According to him, he "fired" his hair. I cannot tell you how happy I am about it! It's so so sexy! There is nothing like running my hands over his super smooth head; I really love it. In case you've never tried rubbing a shaved head, I highly suggest it (I am totally not volunteering Shane's head, he wouldn't be super thrilled about that, it's all mine, and I don't feel like sharing). Besides the fact that it feels so fun and fantastic, it's very macho, and it means he has more testosterone then his full-headed peers. How hot and manly is that?!
Today I am grateful for my man's bald head :-)
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