Watching Football - Moth's Perspective Style

My life as a moth is pretty meaningless.  God decided that I should live out this existance as moth because I must have been something really annoying in a past life.  Mostly I spend my time in hiding during the day, and blinding or burning  myself on streetlamps at night.  Sometimes though, I am lucky enough to find a cracked door or window where I can seek alternative sources of light, such as big 65" tv's where hot dudes and their fiance's are watching some football.  Boy, do I looooovvvveee me some football!  But, you know what, hot dudes just dont dig me like that.  This is how it goes down when I land ON the tv screen and proceed to watch up-close and personal:

Me the Moth: I think the best view of this game is right in the middle of this huge tv, yea, I think I will land right smack dab in the middle of the screen.

Hot Dude: "Stupid moth, right in the middle of the screen!"

Me the Moth: It's all good, he looks like the type of dude who knows how to share a big tv.

Hot dude begins to blow air at the moth from approximatley 15 feet away from the screen.

Me the Moth: REALLY?!  Dude, you are going to blow at me from so far away?  Now I am TOTALLY not moving!  I may even flutter my wings a bit just to spite you!

Hot Dude's Fiance: "Are you blowing at the moth?  (Begins to laugh)."

Hot Dude: "Yea, that's right, I am.  Stupid moth. MOVE!"

Hot dude's fiance still laughing.....

Me the Moth: Naner-Naner-Naner, you want to know who is in charge of this tv now Mr. Tough Guy?  Me!  Woohoo! Who is the boss now? 

Hot Dude: "Freakin' moth, Arghhhhhhh!  I am going to kill you!! "

Hot dude's fiance still laughing.....

Me the Moth: Whoa!  Hot-Dang!  Don't get so mad!  Sheesh!  I was going to move, this tv is blinding me anyway, and I am not about to be squished!  Besides, dude looks pretty tough with that bald head!

Moth flies away.

Hot Dude: "That's what I thought!"

Hot dude's fiance laughing harder.....