Did You Also Want My First Born Child?

Credit Card Limit: $300.00

Purchases Made Within the Last 18 Months: 0

Annual Fee: $63.00

Monthly Servicing Fee: $9.95

Online Bill Payment Fee(per payment): $7.00

Charge To Enroll In Online Bill Payment: $3.95

Interest Rate Pursuant to New Legislation: 79.9%

Cost of Feeling Infuriated When Three Company Representatives Cannot Explain the Purpose or Benefit of a "Monthly Servicing Fee" Nor Why it is Charged:  PRICELESS!

Mr. Dana Dykhouse,

If we ever meet, I am so going to kick you in the balls.  Just so you know.


Your Enslaved Consumer,

Paige Sovic