Gods of Health.

Dear Sweet and Wonderful Gods of All Things Health,

Have I done something to offend you?  Although my voice began to fade yesterday, I thought I was loosing my voice, or it could have been the air.  It didn't hurt.  I'm not be sick.  I still felt like myself.  This morning was a different story. 

Thanks for the funk!

Health Gods, in case you were wondering, and not that you care, but, I sound like a man again.  Just like I did around this time of year last year.  It's supremely sexy!  Why do you curse me so?  I am a nice person the majority of the time.  I give my restaurant leftovers to the transients, I say sorry for things I need not apologize for, and I smile at the strange people I see in the grocery store so they think I am cool and accepting like that - which I am for that matter!  See?  A good argument for nice!  So why on this green earth is it appropriate it ail me with yet another sore throat this year?   Mono -remember?  Mono relapse two months later?  At least you spared me my health on the wedding day, and I truly am thankful for that!

Anywho, the point of this little tirade is to beg and plead for your mercy.  You see I start school next week, and will probably feel overwhelmed with the sudden change in lifestyle again.  If I drink my juice and lay really low, will you please make me better?  

Thanks man!

Sincerely,

Paige Sovic

Sorry for the over-dramatics!  It's not really bad - I don't feel terrible, but just not like I want to feel ya know?  Dang cold season!